disintegrate

Somebody didn't flush the toilet again last week. I was hoping they didn't suspect me. Coz earlier on, I told them that I wanted to shit, but apparently it was a white lie. I actually wanted to go for my afternoon prayers, and I didn’t shit at all. Dammit, I shouldn’t have hold my stomach and showed my cramped (fake) face. So unglam. Serves me right for putting up an act. Back to the topic, I suspected that same lady again. And, she actually chimed in to my colleagues’ conversation, saying how inconsiderate that person was. Lol. Funny la this people.

On a biased note, I heard this while collecting some printouts from the printer at work.

“I only scold pretty girls. Not handsome boys!”, she said.

I do get scoldings from you sometimes. Does that mean I’m pretty?
Flattering, in a way.